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Somewhat Ethical Vampire Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt

Somewhat Ethical Vampire Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt

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We define an "ethical vampire" as a vampire who chooses to act with compassion and moral principles despite their predatory nature. Instead of ruthlessly killing or turning people into vampires, they seek alternative, consensual sources of sustenance. They abstain from manipulative or destructive behavior, and maintain personal boundaries in relationships, refraining from using their powers to exploit others. Essentially, they balance their existence with empathy and ethical choices yet they still thrive in the cover of darkness. Their friends and family might even call them vampires. With all that going for them, why are they unethical?

This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, a perfect choice for any cold day. In the front, the spacious kangaroo pocket adds daily practicality while the hood's drawstring is the same color as the base sweater for extra style points.

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